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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>Seorang guru yang sedang mengajar Matematik di sebuah kelas bertanya pada seorang murid perempuan bernama Farah dalam kelas berkenaan:<br /><br />Guru : Kalau sekarang cikgu bagi kamu 2 ekor kucing, kemudian cikgu bagi 2 ekor lagi dan cikgu tambah 2 ekor lagi. Berapa ekor kucing kamu ada sekarang?<br /><br />Farah : 7 ekor, cikgu.<br /><br />Guru : Ok, cuba kamu dengar baik-baik ya. Kalau mula-mula cikgu bagi kamu 2 ekor kucing, kemudian cikgu tambah lagi 2 ekor dan cikgu bagi lagi 2. Berapa ekor jumlah kucing kamu ada sekarang?<br /><br />Farah : 7 ekor.<br /><br />Guru : Hmmm...ok beginilah, kita tengok contoh lain ya. Katakan cikgu ada beberapa biji buah epal, kemudian cikgu bagi kamu 2 biji epal, lepas tu cikgu bagi kamu lagi 2 biji dan cikgu tambah 2 biji lagi. Haa, berapa biji epal yang kamu ada?<br /><br />Farah : 6 cikgu.<br /><br />Guru : Bagus! Jadi sekarang kalau cikgu bagi kamu 2 ekor kucing, lepas tu cikgu tambah 2 ekor lagi dan kemudian 2 cikgu bagi 2 ekor lagi, berapa ekor kucing yang kamu ada?<br /><br />Farah : 7 ekor cikgu.<br /><br />Guru : Ya Allah! Farah, kenapa jadi 7 pulak? Dari mana datangnya 7 tu?<br /><br />Farah : Sebab saya dah ada seekor kucing di rumah, cikgu.</b></span><div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i><b>2 warga emas yang dipanggil atuk dan nenek telah dikahwinkan dalam 1 majlis perkahwinan penuh meriah hasil usaha cucu-cucu mereka berdua. </b></i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i><b>Maka pada malam pertama perkahwinan mereka, si nenek telah berangan-angan untuk membuat 'surprise' pada suami yang baru dikahwininya itu dengan penampilan paling seksi. <br /><br />Maka nenek itu terus ke sahaja ke tandas dan menanggalkan kesemua pakaiannya. Dia kemudiannya keluar dari tandas dan dengan bangga terus sahaja meluru ke arah suaminya dengan penampilan seksi terlampaunya itu.<br /><br />Melihatkan nenek di situ, atuk yang tercengang memandang ke atas ke bawah. Atuk terus saja berkata;<br /><br />"La awak ni, kenapa pakai baju kedut-kedut sangat ni? Dah, dah...pergi iron dulu,"</b></i></span></div>
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Pada suatu hari, tiga orang nelayan secara tidak sengaja telah menangkap seekor ikan duyung. Ikan duyung tersebut meronta minta ia dilepaskan. Dalam tangisan duyung itu, dia telah berjanji untuk menunaikan satu hajat bagi setiap seorang dari mereka jika dia dilepaskan.<br />
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Nelayan pertama pun berkata, "Ok, aku mahu kau menggandakan IQ aku," Dengan serta-merta, lelaki itu dapat menyebut setiap baris sajak panjang yang dipelajarinya ketika bersekolah dahulu.<br />
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Tibalah giliran nelayan kedua pula dan dia telah meminta duyung itu meningkatkan IQnya 3 kali ganda. Dengan tiba-tiba sahaja dia menyelesaikan masalah matematik yang rumit.<br />
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Apabila tiba giliran nelayan ketiga, dia yang sedari tadi mengagumi segala yang berlaku pada 2 rakannya terus sahaja meminta si duyung untuk menjadikan IQnya 5 kali ganda dari yang sebelumnya.<br />
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Duyung yang mendengar menjadi ragu-ragu dan bertanya, "Adakah kamu pasti bahawa ini yang kamu benar-benar mahu?"<br />
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"Sudah tentu!" jawab nelayan itu dengan penuh yakin. Ikan duyung itu tersenyum dan dengan serta-merta, nelayan ketiga itu bertukar menjadi seorang wanita.<br />
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Moralnya; wanita selalunya lebih bijak dari lelaki.<br />
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*jangan marah wahai lelaki, ini hanya gurauan semata-mata...hehehe!<br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>Ketika sedang minum pagi di dapur seorang wanita tiba-tiba berhenti minum lalu berkata pada suaminya;</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>Isteri : Abang, tolong ambilkan surat khabar tu.</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>Suami : Ah, awk ni...dunia dah maju sekarang, semua dah serba digital, awak masih nak baca surat khabar lagi. Nah ni, pakai iPad abang ni haa...moden la sikit!</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>Si suami tersenyum sambil menghulurkan iPad yang baru 3 hari dibelinya. </b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>Wanita tersebut pantas mencapainya lalu terus sahaja menggunakan iPad tersebut untuk memukul seekor lipas yang dari tadi dilihatnya sedang merayap di atas lantai. </b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>Si suami yang menyaksikan terkedu melihatnya dan terus sahaja pengsan!</b></span></div>
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